Felicity Leaves Me

As of today, Felicity has left me.

Not for the convent as was expected (as probably previously mentioned, the nuns were not willing to have her due to her dubious moral rectitude).

Not under a bus, taxi, donkey or other form of South American transportation as seemed likely on a daily basis while negotiating the highways and byways.

And not even for an Argentine polo player with tanned skin, long flowing locks and tight white jodphurs.

No, indeed, she has departed for Darwin to be back at work on Monday.

Rather than that, I am off to Antarctica.

Tough hey....